Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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