no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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