Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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