but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
