Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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