so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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