I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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