Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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