i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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