You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
