she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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