shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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