How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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