plz talk dirty to me
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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