Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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