Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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