i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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