how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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