If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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