I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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