when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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