Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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