i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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