You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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