just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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