I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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