i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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