She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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