his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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