just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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