and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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