There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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