grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
