All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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