she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
