when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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