How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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