No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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