i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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