I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
i now understand why vodka
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