quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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