Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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