the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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