Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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