He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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