allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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