scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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