Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i was born a porn star she said
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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