i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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