Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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