dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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