Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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