What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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