So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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